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okay, i just saw the funniest thing on the news. apparently at spencer's they're selling pornaments, which, according to the news anchor, depict "holiday characters in compromising positions." they had mr. and mrs. christmas, reindeer, snowmen, and gingerbread people, all with the explicit parts blurred out. it's really hilarious. a church youth group was outside protesting. the best part was when these two girls holding a poster started singing "we want to save our generation from pornaments, pornaments." lmao that's so funny :D people are getting so pissed, i love it. and they were complaining that because the pornaments were on display and not covered up, kids could see them. but, little kids who probably shouldn't be looking at this stuff don't go into spencer's anyway, so what the fuck does it matter? the protest caroling, though, that kills me :D

Date: 8 Dec 2006 04:03 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] machiiina.livejournal.com
Hahah, the best news tonight! Everything I saw on the news tonight was about people getting shot. Pornaments > shootings. Also: lmao (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-10DgWsSZNc).

Date: 8 Dec 2006 04:07 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] makesomelove.livejournal.com
Pornaments is the best punny name for anything EVER.

Date: 8 Dec 2006 04:28 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erraticonstilts.livejournal.com
oh totally, pornaments > most other news ever. ahaha, it's huge! i love that they caught it on the news.

Date: 8 Dec 2006 04:29 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erraticonstilts.livejournal.com
it's even printed on the box, haha. it makes my pun-loving self so very hapy.

Date: 8 Dec 2006 05:45 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turnyourankle.livejournal.com
they should save our generation from myspace instead. pornaments ftw. Definitely sound better than the huge blinking hockey players we've got for sale as xmas decoration.

Date: 8 Dec 2006 08:09 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erraticonstilts.livejournal.com
oh god i hate myspace. what do you mean? hockey players are the first thing that come to mind when i think of christmas.

haaa, bj balls. i think that's my favorite of the bunch XD

Date: 8 Dec 2006 08:37 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turnyourankle.livejournal.com
It's depressing that we are referred to as the myspace generation D: You must be canadian at heart. Seriously the thing was like a meter tall :/ really scary.

You clearly have excellent taste :P

Date: 8 Dec 2006 08:46 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erraticonstilts.livejournal.com
ugh, so depressing. i do not appreciate being labeled as something i have absolutely no interest in joining. yeah i don't get the point of that. i know hockey is big there, but what does it have to do with cmas?

clearly.

hey, have you seen 'brick'? i just watched it, and wow. i thought it was pretty amazing, and insanely interesting. for some reason i think you've seen it, but if not you def should.

Date: 8 Dec 2006 18:05 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whiskey84.livejournal.com
I got to get me some of those!!!! I'm putting up my tree in about an hour :D

Date: 8 Dec 2006 18:28 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erraticonstilts.livejournal.com
you totally should! i don't know where else they're selling them, but if you find them do it. and then take pictures :D

Date: 8 Dec 2006 20:33 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cuemypulse.livejournal.com
*DIES* That is the best thing ever. I think I'm gonna buy a pornament...

Date: 8 Dec 2006 20:41 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erraticonstilts.livejournal.com
saying the word pornaments on tv was funny enough, but then people actually singing in protest was what pushed me over the edge :D you should! they're in orlando at least, maybe other places.

Date: 8 Dec 2006 21:00 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cuemypulse.livejournal.com
goodness...I must see if theyre at the Spencers at my mall. *pets florida for offering pornaments*

Date: 8 Dec 2006 21:08 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erraticonstilts.livejournal.com
they didn't say which malls they're at, and if i didn't have finals i would totally go look for them. ha, that's one good thing about florida!

Date: 8 Dec 2006 21:45 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turnyourankle.livejournal.com
I know :( And it's so embarrassing that celebs/bands embrace it, I don't want to like/listen to anyone who's on myspace. I don't know! I guess they're trying to capitalize on the crazy fans or something. Oh you silly corporations.

Yup I have. Originally saw it for Emilie but yess, it was very good. I'm not sure I liked some of the noir elements though, but that's just cause I hate noir.

Date: 8 Dec 2006 21:50 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erraticonstilts.livejournal.com
i know! and some movies have their own myspace too :/ yeah, probably. anything for money!

ahh, see i really like film noir. it's part of the reason i found it so fascinating.

Date: 10 Dec 2006 19:46 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] more-lemonade.livejournal.com
OMG, that is freaking amazing!! If only there were always something like that on the news to keep it interesting. :)

Date: 10 Dec 2006 19:49 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] more-lemonade.livejournal.com
Pornaments?! OMG, I want one...or several.

Date: 10 Dec 2006 20:13 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] machiiina.livejournal.com
Really. I'd love to see more stuff like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQIwT4PdRa4) or this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCm9xX6xKDc), but especially this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhloAzcGMzk).

Date: 10 Dec 2006 20:32 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] more-lemonade.livejournal.com
What?! Where'd that woman get gay out of blind?

Man, the second one was removed.

But wth, the woman in the 3rd one was making some strange noises. LMAO!!

Date: 10 Dec 2006 21:11 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erraticonstilts.livejournal.com
i know me too! i want to hang them in my room, haa.

Date: 10 Dec 2006 21:16 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erraticonstilts.livejournal.com
i'd seen the gay i mean blind one before, haa. omg she fell! AHAHA, that's hilarious. and then she was moaning on the ground "ohhhh, it hurts, wah wah wah" :D

Date: 10 Dec 2006 22:54 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] more-lemonade.livejournal.com
I wanna give them as gifts to my friends, lol. Good times.

Date: 10 Dec 2006 23:19 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erraticonstilts.livejournal.com
that's a good idea! haha i at least want to see them in person.

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