pornaments attack!

[erraticonstilts]

okay, i just saw the funniest thing on the news. apparently at spencer's they're selling pornaments, which, according to the news anchor, depict "holiday characters in compromising positions." they had mr. and mrs. christmas, reindeer, snowmen, and gingerbread people, all with the explicit parts blurred out. it's really hilarious. a church youth group was outside protesting. the best part was when these two girls holding a poster started singing "we want to save our generation from pornaments, pornaments." lmao that's so funny :D people are getting so pissed, i love it. and they were complaining that because the pornaments were on display and not covered up, kids could see them. but, little kids who probably shouldn't be looking at this stuff don't go into spencer's anyway, so what the fuck does it matter? the protest caroling, though, that kills me :D